lostgracee:

after 6 months of trying to regain access to this account and 3 years of not using it….i live bitches

(actually mostly just here so i can start a fresh blog for book content and access my old stuff but it’s nice to see that some people are still around lol)

after 6 months of trying to regain access to this account and 3 years of not using it….i live bitches

lovercrowley:

lovercrowley:

when crowley confronts aziraphale again about going off to alpha centauri he says “I’m going home, angel. I’m getting my stuff and I’m leaving.”

what stuff

is he planning on taking his book about space? his throne? the wrestling statue? the bird pulpit thing from the church?

his plants??? is he planning to take his plants??? crowley they won’t be able to hear your threats there’s no sound in space

ANON IM WHEEZING.

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greelin:

greelin:

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

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hymnsofheresy:

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

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whovian-jedi-ravenclaw:

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

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kkulnamja:

hey reblog this with your sun sign and what smell you like the best out of coconut, vanilla, mango, or lavender 

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thebootydiaries:

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

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me: look at this meme real quick

lmaonade:

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

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futchgengar:

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

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